It’s been awhile since I watched a film that made me a bit uncomfortable. But Eagle vs. Shark is one that is endearing and honest and depressingly funny. It strikes a nerve with anyone who has felt they never quite fit in, anyone who has been in love or thinks they have.
Yesterday our Sunday Night [...]
Posts Tagged ‘douchebag moves’
12 hours later and still confused
Posted in love, tagged douchebag moves, Eagle vs. Shark, love, movie night, relationships on May 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
freaked out
Posted in all, tagged crime statistics, douchebag moves, help wanted, stalkers on December 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So … yesterday I discovered that the gate to our apartment was mysteriously broken. I am trying not to imagine myself in the middle of an episode of Law & Order, however, I am not taking any chances after Friday’s stalker incident. My roommates and I have put in a request to change the lock [...]
‘Tis the season
Posted in all, tagged christmas, douchebag moves, scrooge, stalkers on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit. I am. But between the economy being in the shitter, my car trying to commit suicide in the driveway, and stalkers roaming my neighborhood – I have zero desire to leave my house. Not to mention the creepy window displays downtown.
This weekend I had the lofty goal [...]
letter to my stalker
Posted in all, tagged douchebag moves, mace, stalkers on November 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Editor’s note: Ladies, if a man named “Mike” approaches you while leaving Trader Joe’s on Bay Street in San Francisco, do not make eye contact with him. Just slowly reach into your handbag and pull out your Mace. Do not feel bad about using it. This man is impossible to shake and deserves it. And [...]
it’s over
Posted in all, tagged crazy berkeley, douchebag moves, tree sitters on September 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
For two years I’ve had a love-hate relationship with them. I’ve tried to reserve judgment. Even imagined myself in their Birkenstocks. I’ve listened to their point of view and become incensed. I’ve tried shutting them out of my life completely only to find myself coming back for more. And then one day – as fast as you can say bark [...]
TRADE MANNY
Posted in sports, tagged douchebag moves, red sox, sports on July 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Dear Manny,
Have fun in Florida.
These past seven years have been special, but I think we all knew this day would come. It will be hard at first. We will miss you and your childish antics and the way you never quite grasped the concept of hustling. We will keep the championships and lose the attitude. Thanks for the rings.
When packing [...]
the five second rule…
Posted in love, tagged douchebag moves, love, personal filters on July 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
So my dear friend was recently broken up with by a girl via text message. (Another reason I hate technology).
Not only was this totally cold, but it was from a girl he didn’t even like. They went out a few times, suffered through an awkward make out session and had nothing in common. Still, [...]
