So … yesterday I discovered that the gate to our apartment was mysteriously broken. I am trying not to imagine myself in the middle of an episode of Law & Order, however, I am not taking any chances after Friday’s stalker incident. My roommates and I have put in a request to change the lock [...]
Posts Tagged ‘stalkers’
freaked out
Posted in all, tagged crime statistics, douchebag moves, help wanted, stalkers on December 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
‘Tis the season
Posted in all, tagged christmas, douchebag moves, scrooge, stalkers on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit. I am. But between the economy being in the shitter, my car trying to commit suicide in the driveway, and stalkers roaming my neighborhood – I have zero desire to leave my house. Not to mention the creepy window displays downtown.
This weekend I had the lofty goal [...]
letter to my stalker
Posted in all, tagged douchebag moves, mace, stalkers on November 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Editor’s note: Ladies, if a man named “Mike” approaches you while leaving Trader Joe’s on Bay Street in San Francisco, do not make eye contact with him. Just slowly reach into your handbag and pull out your Mace. Do not feel bad about using it. This man is impossible to shake and deserves it. And [...]
