Dear Tito,
I can’t say I’m surprised. I’m not heartbroken. I’m not really all that disappointed. In fact, I can’t even say I’m mad. (I say this now. But maybe this is the denial talking.) Because, in truth Tito, we really didn’t deserve to make it to the ALCS. Or maybe even the ALDS.
We [...]
Posts Tagged ‘the red sox suck right now’
The big fold
Posted in sports, tagged 2009 ALDS, baseball, sports, the red sox suck right now on October 12, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Dear Texas Rangers,
Posted in sports, tagged baseball, shame, texas rangers, the red sox suck right now, wild card on September 30, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I just wanted to say thank you for doing what the Red Sox couldn’t do for themselves – clinching the Wild Card for them last night. We in Red Sox Nation really appreciate you doing all the work. Because we sure couldn’t! (And I’m not just saying that to be nice.)
It must have felt really [...]
Dear John Henry
Posted in sports, tagged baseball, red sox, sports, the red sox suck right now on August 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Editor’s note: When checking my email this morning a certain subject line caught my eye.
How nervous are you?
The email was from my friend Michael – a transplant Red Sox fan like me. I opened it and immediately laughed. He was so eloquent I am just cutting and pasting his email here:
“Do you [...]
Dear Papi,
Posted in sports, tagged big papi, sports, steroids, the red sox suck right now on July 30, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Do not prove a liar out of me.
Not after all we’ve been through. I defended you when you were down, praised your magic eye drops when it mattered, and waited three months for you to get your head together before deciding to commit to the rest of the season.
Now this.
Please don’t tell me [...]
Dear Tito,
Posted in sports, tagged baseball, john smoltz, sports, the red sox suck right now on July 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I’m not really sure what to say to you anymore.
I’m disappointed? I feel hurt? Frustrated? But why is it so hard for you to understand that I get nauseous every time John Smoltz takes the mound? Why do you keep putting me through this? I thought we had something special going on this season.
Tito, [...]